Injustice
Story Mode
- "What, you want one? Copy bat..."
- "First Krypton, now Metropolis...People you love tend to blow up, don't they..."
- "That's why I like you, Superman. You're much more gullible than..."
- "You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me. And they'll be safe. So big, so dumb..."
- "Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this!"
- "I know it's soon, but...Think you'll ever find love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..."
- "Baldy said to... There we are..."
- "Back to the van, Harley. Bats and I need to talk."
- "Go. No one likes a third wheel."
- "Batman! My coeur des coeur! My pomme de frites! I knew that ape Deathstroke couldn't kill you!"
- "Why so jumpy? I merely took it off standby. It's this button you gotta worry about."
- "Eight million and two, darling. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance...But now that you're here..."
- "What say we have one last dance..."
- "Wuh?"
- "What the hell's the matter with this thing?!"
- "This is somehow your fault!"
- "Maybe I was too sentimental before."
- "I'll be fine without you."
- "Now that's funny!"
- "Thanks for the ride. You're a funny guy."
- "Are you sure the old gang lives around here?"
- "True...Here they could be dead."
- "Law-abiding?! Bite your tongue!"
- "Interesting... My fame precedes me!"
- "Right in the belfry!"
- "Please, don't go..."
- "Aww, did you hurt your leg? "
- "How 'bout a broken neck to go with it."
- "And now my sour-faced flying rodent..."
- "Let's put a smile on that puss."
- "Such a beautiful moment can't be rushed..."
- "Don't go cheering up without me!"
- "And me without my camera. I coulda gotten ten million hits!"
- "Ooh, I miss him already..."
- "Now where was I before I was so rudely-"
- "Harley?"
- "Ow!"
- "Harley, it's me! I'm the Joker! Look, it sez so right here on my underwear..."
- "Have we calmed down?"
- "Pummel?"
- "It's the love. You could feel the love, right?"
- "This isn't my Gotham, but I'm the Joker, my dear."
- "Am I your Joker? Harley?"
- "I love what you've done with the place. Arkham has never looked better."
- "Dear members of the Joker Clan...You know the truth about the Metropolis Incident. Superman killed those people. Then he tried to kill me."
- "I admire the work you've done in my name...Disturbances...distractions...General pains in Superman's buttocks."
- "But let's think bigger..."
- "Harley tells me Superman made this pill for his thugs. Then Bat-Boy's Insurgents got some. Now we have them too. With these a bus can fall on us and we won't be hurt! Slapstick at its finest!"
- "From now on we'll be more than a nuisance. The barking dog will become the rampaging elephant. The whoopie cushion, a land mine! The joker...a king!"
- "I should be dead! Thanks, Happy Pill!"
- "It's not my Sunday best. But it's comfortable. And functional"
- "Oh, not tonight dear. You have a headache."
- "Lovely girl. If you can get past the feathers..."
- "Pick a card!"
- "So the Bat-Brat joined Superman..."
- "Tell me: Who's boots are tastier to lick?"
- "Nothing like me."
- "Oh no, dear boy."
- "It's just that Batman corrupts young minds. While I..."
- "..bash them out of their skulls."
- "I'll have to tell Batman...there's been a death in the family."
- "Hi gang! What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?"
- "What. Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?"
- "There's one. Right there!"
- "Who? Superman? His flying friends took Batman. My Batman. Our. Batman."
- "Then why did you save me from them? Ow!"
- "I don't like you."
- "Yessir, Bats! Can I pick up your dry cleaning too? Wax the Batmobile?"
- "Ahhh...Freedom!"
- "I'd worry less about him..."
- "...Sweetums."
- "Let's go."
- "Humpty Dumpty fell through a truck... Humpty Dumpty's suit is all f-"
- "It is...quite spiffy..."
- "Well then. How 'bout we share!"
- "Be a doll, will you? Help Mister Luthor out of my suit."
- "She can't quit, she's fired! Can't have your stink rubbing off on me."
- "Oh, don't worry."
- "There's a generous severance package."
- "No, no. Go save the world. I've got this."
In Battle
- "'Watch out Joker, this one look's kinda tough!' Really? I think you underestimate me." - Intro
- "You're fired!" - Outro
- "Oh really?"
- "Wakey-wakey!" - During Special Move.
- "Open wide." - During Throw
- "Hold this. Gimme that." - During Throw
- "Trick or Treat." - During Throw
- "Say Ahh." - During Throw
- "Helloooo." - Occasionally after a combo
- "I hit 'cause I care!" - After winning a round
- "Just die already!" - After winning a round
- "Now that's funny." - Occasionally after a combo
- " Wrestling's fake." - Occasionally after combos on Bane
- " Right in the belfry." - Occasionally after combos on Batman
- " I'm dumping you!" - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
- "Love hurts, my dear." - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
- "Bite it, baldy!" - Occasionally after combos on Lex Luthor
- " Did I tug on your cape?" - Occasionally after combos on Superman
- "Nighty-night, Bat-boy!" - Occasionally after combos on Nightwing
Clash
- "May I have this dance?" - Clash with any Character
- "I don't like you." - Clash with any Character
- "Lets turn that frown upside down." - Clash with any Character
- "You're gonna love this!" - Clash with any Character
Defense Wagers
- "Is it Bane or Bané?" - Clash with Bane
- "Shall we play, Batgirl?" - Clash with Batgirl
- "Be careful not to miss me." - Clash with Batgirl
- "Smile!" - Clash with Batman
- "Funny meeting you here." - Clash with Batman
- "Going my way?" - Clash with Catwoman
- "Shame we never hooked up." - Clash with Catwoman
- "Always thought we had chemistry." - Clash with Catwoman
- "Till death do us part." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "Hit me baby!" - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "You always hurt the ones you love." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "Got a joke for you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
- "I like your style." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
- "You look familiar." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
- "Hello, handsome!" - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
- "You're not laughing!" - Clash with Lex Luthor
- "Your little jumpsuit okay?" - Clash with Lex Luthor
- "I liked you better as Robin." - Clash with Nightwing
- "So young, so serious." - Clash with Nightwing
- "Poor, pathetic boy." - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
- "Temper, temper." - Clash with Superman
- "High Councilor?" - Clash with (Regime) Superman
Attack Wagers
- "Someone needs a hug." - Clash with Bane
- "Lighten up, big boy!" - Clash with Bane
- "No no, you first." - Clash with Bane
- "That's overrated." - Clash with Batgirl
- "It's what I'm best at." - Clash with Batgirl
- "I think not!" - Clash with Batman
- "Not yet!" - Clash with Batman
- "Not a chance, underpants!" - Clash with Batman
- "Do I have a chance WITH you?" - Clash with Catwoman
- "Here, kitty-kitty!" - Clash with Catwoman
- "We need to talk." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "Simple, really: Like this." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "Stop calling me that." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "They're love taps." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "As do you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
- "Nice seeing you!" - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
- "I've probably heard it." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
- "And I yours, sir." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
- "You're the joke, Lexy." - Clash with Lex Luthor
- "Still one more show." - Clash with Nightwing
- "Past your bedtime?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
- "Is your mommy here?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
- "Gotta wait for the punchline!" - Clash with Superman
- "How's next Thursday?" - Clash with Superman
- "More powerful than what?" - Clash with Superman
Injustice 2
Story Mode
- "Harley, darling! Look at you! Such a big girl! Cosplaying a superhero. LARPing in the Batcave. But you hear it, don't you?"
- "The real you, buried under the floorboards, scratch, scratch, scratching to get you. The one who'd cut her friends' throats..."
- "...And laugh about it."
- "Hehehehehehe. That's my girl."
- "Oh, Harley! Always such a disappointment! Why do I bother!?"
Match Intro Dialogue
1P Dialogue | Opponent(s) |
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"A little culture will kill you." | Captain Cold |
"A spot to stab you in, genius." | Brainiac |
"And they called me nuts." | Atrocitus, Black Adam, Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Green Lantern, Reverse-Flash |
"And what's your beef?" | Atrocitus, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Gorilla Grodd |
"At least you'll die laughing." | Aquaman, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, Deadshot |
"Atrocitus..." | Atrocitus |
"Back in your cage, monkey." | Gorilla Grodd |
"Batman's lesser half..." | Catwoman |
"But I'm the pretty one." | Scarecrow, Starfire |
"Care for a game of five-finger fillet?" | Black Canary, The Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Robin |
"Deadshot..." | Deadshot |
"Didn't I kill you already?" | Red Hood, Scarecrow |
"Don't cry over spilled oil." | Aquaman |
"Don't go breaking my heart, Ivy." | Poison Ivy |
"Don't start fights you can't finish." | Green Lantern, Red Hood, Superman, Swamp Thing |
"Don't you see Superman, I won." | Superman |
"Find that ring in a cereal box?" | Green Lantern |
"Gonna have to be more specific." | Cyborg, Mr. Freeze |
"Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?" | Captain Cold, Deadshot |
"Harley, your pet got out." | Gorilla Grodd |
"Hello, dearie." | Starfire, Supergirl, Vixen |
"Hello, Selina." | Catwoman |
"Here fishy-fishy." | Aquaman |
"How adorably misinformed." | Bizarro, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Firestorm, John Stewart, Swamp Thing |
"How I missed your witty repartee." | Black Canary, Harley Quinn, Red Hood |
"How nice. You saved me a spot." | Brainiac |
"How'd that work out for you last time?" | Captain Cold, Green Lantern, Superman |
"I could. It comes off." | Catwoman |
"I don't believe in overkill." | Supergirl |
"I had a crush on you in junior high." | Poison Ivy, Supergirl, Wonder Woman |
"I just love these Arkham reunions!" | Bane, Scarecrow |
"I made you lose control." | Superman |
"I'm afraid it chose poorly." | Green Lantern |
"It's called insanity. Try it sometime." | Brainiac, Supergirl |
"It's not the suit that makes the man." | Batman, Cyborg, Green Lantern |
"It's the Brainiac whack-attack." | Brainiac |
"Just let me play with it." | Captain Cold, Green Lantern |
"Keep telling yourself that, Bats." | Batman |
"Let's find out." | Black Manta, Catwoman, Firestorm, Green Arrow, Power Girl, Reverse-Flash, Wonder Woman |
"Let's see if killing you shuts it off." | Black Adam, Swamp Thing |
"Like it matters." | Captain Cold, Gorilla Grodd, Sub-Zero, Supergirl, Vixen |
"Love the lightning. Nice zip-crackle." | Black Adam |
"Mother always said to eat my greens." | Green Arrow, Swamp Thing |
"Must be nice ruling the seven seas." | Aquaman |
"My dear, we are the circus." | Harley Quinn |
"Naughty naughty, Scarecrow." | Scarecrow |
"Nice monkey." | Gorilla Grodd |
"Not for long." | Deadshot, Jay Garrick, Joker, Red Hood |
"Not for much longer, my dear." | Harley Quinn, Power Girl, Starfire |
"Not mad. Differently sane." | Bizarro, Darkseid, Grid |
"Now that look makes a statement." | Bane, Poison Ivy, Starfire |
"Oh, you just need a little chop-chop." | Green Arrow, Swamp Thing |
"Only the svabillionth time I've heard that." | Atrocitus, Black Manta, Blue Beetle, Doctor Fate, Poison Ivy |
"Philistine." | Deadshot, The Flash |
"Right. Like you're always late." | The Flash |
"Sadly, you won't outlive me." | Harley Quinn, Sub-Zero, Supergirl |
"She's never away from me." | Batman |
"So much for a friendly wager." | Green Lantern, Robin |
"So you've heard of it already." | Atrocitus, Batman, Firestorm |
"Still got nine lives, do you?" | Catwoman |
"That's what the others thought too." | Black Adam, Firestorm, Gorilla Grodd, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Red Hood |
"Ugh, it's no use talking to some people." | Aquaman, Bane, Batman, Black Canary, Darkseid, Poison Ivy, Superman |
"We're both dead. How are we here?" | Green Arrow, John Stewart, Red Hood, Sub-Zero, Swamp Thing |
"What is death, but the ultimate punchline?" | Robin |
"What's your name again?" | The Flash |
"Would you settle for a balloon?" | Black Adam, Grid |
"Wow, you really get me." | Atrocitus, Poison Ivy |
"Yes, she does. Doesn't she?" | Green Arrow |
"You know it only took one bad day..." | Brainiac, Supergirl, Vixen |
"You let me live and look what happened." | Batman |
"You look familiar..." | Bizarro, Joker, Sub-Zero |
"You made Harley a hero?" | Batman |
"You really do expect this to be a cakewalk." | Aquaman, Batman, Cheetah, Firestorm, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Power Girl, Superman |
"You're an angry little fishy." | Aquaman |
"You're nothing to me." | Harley Quinn |
2P Dialogue | Opponent(s) |
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"And Metropolis fell down and went boom!" | The Flash |
"And miss all the fun?" | Black Adam, Cyborg, Supergirl, Wonder Woman |
"And yet somehow I feel empty." | Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Wonder Woman |
"Batman's enforcer. How adorable." | Harley Quinn |
"But my masterpiece isn't finished." | Atrocitus, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, The Flash, Green Lantern |
"But my smile brightens any room." | Aquaman, Brainiac, Captain Cold, Power Girl, Starfire |
"But this one's so fine and dandy." | Black Adam |
"But we're beauty and the beast, my dear." | Poison Ivy, Vixen |
"Could you be any more melodramatic?" | Aquaman, Atrocitus, Batman, Darkseid, Jay Garrick, Superman, Wonder Woman |
"Did I miss the water show?" | Aquaman |
"Do tell, Green Arrow." | Green Arrow |
"Doesn't work exactly here, kiddo." | Supergirl |
"Easier said than done." | Atrocitus, Black Canary, Cyborg, The Flash |
"Everyone always so judgy." | Atrocitus, Bizarro, Darkseid, Sub-Zero |
"Here to haunt your every dreams." | Cyborg, John Stewart, Red Hood |
"He's pathetic. You're contemptible." | Black Adam, Red Hood, Robin |
"How about a little roughhousing?" | Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy |
"I'm a threat to pretty much everyone." | Aquaman, Brainiac, Poison Ivy, Supergirl |
"I'm like an earworm you just can't shake." | Black Canary, The Flash |
"I'm you, except handsome." | Joker |
"It's about to be your worst nightmare." | Black Manta, Deadshot, Robin, Sub-Zero |
"Let's hear what you got." | Black Canary, Captain Cold, Red Hood |
"Maybe we're both dead, Bats." | Batman |
"Mr. Lawton, how's your daughter?" | Deadshot |
"Oh! Promise, Adam?" | Black Adam |
"Sounds like a wise gent, this Scarab." | Blue Beetle |
"That Nekron, such an easy mark." | Green Lantern, Superman |
"The Bane of my existence." | Bane |
"The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?" | The Flash |
"This Earth's better. I have disciples here." | Batman, Brainiac, Cyborg, Doctor Fate |
"Whacking Metropolis is off your bucket list?" | Bizarro, Gorilla Grodd, Mr. Freeze |
"What about the Bat's "no killing" rule?" | Black Canary, Blue Beetle, Starfire |
"Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling." | Blue Beetle |
"You aren't from around here either." | Brainiac, Green Arrow |
In Battle
- "Dying so soon?"
- "Are you crying?"
Clash
Defense Wagers
- "My punchline keeps landing."
- "You're taking the fun out of this!"
- "You got no sense of humor."
- "It's time for us to part."
- "Hit me like you mean it, hero!"
- "Your pick: dynamite or crowbar?"
- "This farce is played out."
- "You can be my new toady!"
- "Let's take the stage together!"
- "Here's your chance. Kill me!"
- "You should smile more."
- "That piehole should be sewn shut."
- "Nice girls finished dead!"
- "Come on, lift up that mask!" - Clash with Batman or Bane
- "Meet that other lightning guy?" - Clash with Black Adam
- "Who's a good kitty?" - Clash with Catwoman or Cheetah
- "You're breaking Asimov's first law!" - Clash with Cyborg
- "Can't wait to meet Zoe." - Clash with Deadshot
- "You must have swallowed the red pill." - Clash with Firestorm
- "Chilled monkey brains are delish." - Clash with Gorilla Grodd or Harley Quinn
- "Look! Sinestro's behind you!" - Clash with Green Lantern or Atrocitus
- "Brave, brave Sir Robin!" - Clash with Green Arrow
- "Why such a sourpuss, Damien?" - Clash with Robin
- "More gas, please?" - Clash with Scarecrow
- "This joke's on you, princess!" - Clash with Wonder Woman
Attack Wagers
- "I'll show you funny!"
- "We're just getting to the punchline."
- "Thank you."
- "So big, so dumb."
- "I'll put a smile on that puss."
- "Unless this is a reboot."
- "It could use a polish."
- "Someone needs to look in a mirror."
- "How funny of you to say."
- "Quite the conundrum, isn't it?"
- "Are we playing something?"
- "I'm the most insane man I know."
- "#GrumpyBat." - Clash with Batman
- "Let's have a snowball fight." - Clash with Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze, or Sub-Zero
- "That's my girl." - Clash with Harley Quinn
- "Then cure me, Dr. Supergirl!" - Clash with Supergirl
- "Tried it once, but it didn't take." - Clash with Robin