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Story Mode

  • "What, you want one? Copy bat..."
  • "First Krypton, now Metropolis...People you love tend to blow up, don't they..."
  • "That's why I like you, Superman. You're much more gullible than..."
  • "You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me. And they'll be safe. So big, so dumb..."
  • "Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this!"
  • "I know it's soon, but...Think you'll ever find love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..."
  • "Baldy said to... There we are..."
  • "Back to the van, Harley. Bats and I need to talk."
  • "Go. No one likes a third wheel."
  • "Batman! My coeur des coeur! My pomme de frites! I knew that ape Deathstroke couldn't kill you!"
  • "Why so jumpy? I merely took it off standby. It's this button you gotta worry about."
  • "Eight million and two, darling. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance...But now that you're here..."
  • "What say we have one last dance..."
  • "Wuh?"
  • "What the hell's the matter with this thing?!"
  • "This is somehow your fault!"
  • "Maybe I was too sentimental before."
  • "I'll be fine without you."
  • "Now that's funny!"
  • "Thanks for the ride. You're a funny guy."
  • "Are you sure the old gang lives around here?"
  • "True...Here they could be dead."
  • "Law-abiding?! Bite your tongue!"
  • "Interesting... My fame precedes me!"
  • "Right in the belfry!"
  • "Please, don't go..."
  • "Aww, did you hurt your leg? "
  • "How 'bout a broken neck to go with it."
  • "And now my sour-faced flying rodent..."
  • "Let's put a smile on that puss."
  • "Such a beautiful moment can't be rushed..."
  • "Don't go cheering up without me!"
  • "And me without my camera. I coulda gotten ten million hits!"
  • "Ooh, I miss him already..."
  • "Now where was I before I was so rudely-"
  • "Harley?"
  • "Ow!"
  • "Harley, it's me! I'm the Joker! Look, it sez so right here on my underwear..."
  • "Have we calmed down?"
  • "Pummel?"
  • "It's the love. You could feel the love, right?"
  • "This isn't my Gotham, but I'm the Joker, my dear."
  • "Am I your Joker? Harley?"
  • "I love what you've done with the place. Arkham has never looked better."
  • "Dear members of the Joker Clan...You know the truth about the Metropolis Incident. Superman killed those people. Then he tried to kill me."
  • "I admire the work you've done in my name...Disturbances...distractions...General pains in Superman's buttocks."
  • "But let's think bigger..."
  • "Harley tells me Superman made this pill for his thugs. Then Bat-Boy's Insurgents got some. Now we have them too. With these a bus can fall on us and we won't be hurt! Slapstick at its finest!"
  • "From now on we'll be more than a nuisance. The barking dog will become the rampaging elephant. The whoopie cushion, a land mine! The joker...a king!"
  • "I should be dead! Thanks, Happy Pill!"
  • "It's not my Sunday best. But it's comfortable. And functional"
  • "Oh, not tonight dear. You have a headache."
  • "Lovely girl. If you can get past the feathers..."
  • "Pick a card!"
  • "So the Bat-Brat joined Superman..."
  • "Tell me: Who's boots are tastier to lick?"
  • "Nothing like me."
  • "Oh no, dear boy."
  • "It's just that Batman corrupts young minds. While I..."
  • "..bash them out of their skulls."
  • "I'll have to tell Batman...there's been a death in the family."
  • "Hi gang! What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?"
  • "What. Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?"
  • "There's one. Right there!"
  • "Who? Superman? His flying friends took Batman. My Batman. Our. Batman."
  • "Then why did you save me from them? Ow!"
  • "I don't like you."
  • "Yessir, Bats! Can I pick up your dry cleaning too? Wax the Batmobile?"
  • "Ahhh...Freedom!"
  • "I'd worry less about him..."
  • "...Sweetums."
  • "Let's go."
  • "Humpty Dumpty fell through a truck... Humpty Dumpty's suit is all f-"
  • "It is...quite spiffy..."
  • "Well then. How 'bout we share!"
  • "Be a doll, will you? Help Mister Luthor out of my suit."
  • "She can't quit, she's fired! Can't have your stink rubbing off on me."
  • "Oh, don't worry."
  • "There's a generous severance package."
  • "No, no. Go save the world. I've got this."

In Battle

  • "'Watch out Joker, this one look's kinda tough!' Really? I think you underestimate me." - Intro
  • "You're fired!" - Outro
  • "Oh really?"
  • "Wakey-wakey!" - During Special Move.
  • "Open wide." - During Throw
  • "Hold this. Gimme that." - During Throw
  • "Trick or Treat." - During Throw
  • "Say Ahh." - During Throw
  • "Helloooo." - Occasionally after a combo
  • "I hit 'cause I care!" - After winning a round
  • "Just die already!" - After winning a round
  • "Now that's funny." - Occasionally after a combo
  • " Wrestling's fake." - Occasionally after combos on Bane
  • " Right in the belfry." - Occasionally after combos on Batman
  • " I'm dumping you!" - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Love hurts, my dear." - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Bite it, baldy!" - Occasionally after combos on Lex Luthor
  • " Did I tug on your cape?" - Occasionally after combos on Superman
  • "Nighty-night, Bat-boy!" - Occasionally after combos on Nightwing


  • "May I have this dance?" - Clash with any Character
  • "I don't like you." - Clash with any Character
  • "Lets turn that frown upside down." - Clash with any Character
  • "You're gonna love this!" - Clash with any Character

Defense Wagers

  • "Is it Bane or Bané?" - Clash with Bane
  • "Shall we play, Batgirl?" - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Be careful not to miss me." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Smile!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Funny meeting you here." - Clash with Batman
  • "Going my way?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Shame we never hooked up." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Always thought we had chemistry." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Till death do us part." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Hit me baby!" - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "You always hurt the ones you love." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Got a joke for you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I like your style." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "You look familiar." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "Hello, handsome!" - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're not laughing!" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Your little jumpsuit okay?" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "I liked you better as Robin." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "So young, so serious." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Poor, pathetic boy." - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Temper, temper." - Clash with Superman
  • "High Councilor?" - Clash with (Regime) Superman

Attack Wagers

  • "Someone needs a hug." - Clash with Bane
  • "Lighten up, big boy!" - Clash with Bane
  • "No no, you first." - Clash with Bane
  • "That's overrated." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "It's what I'm best at." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "I think not!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not yet!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not a chance, underpants!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Do I have a chance WITH you?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Here, kitty-kitty!" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "We need to talk." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Simple, really: Like this." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Stop calling me that." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "They're love taps." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "As do you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "Nice seeing you!" - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I've probably heard it." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "And I yours, sir." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're the joke, Lexy." - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Still one more show." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Past your bedtime?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Is your mommy here?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Gotta wait for the punchline!" - Clash with Superman
  • "How's next Thursday?" - Clash with Superman
  • "More powerful than what?" - Clash with Superman

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