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Injustice

Story Mode

  • "What, you want one? Copy bat..."
  • "First Krypton, now Metropolis...People you love tend to blow up, don't they..."
  • "That's why I like you, Superman. You're much more gullible than..."
  • "You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me. And they'll be safe. So big, so dumb..."
  • "Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this!"
  • "I know it's soon, but...Think you'll ever find love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..."
  • "Baldy said to... There we are..."
  • "Back to the van, Harley. Bats and I need to talk."
  • "Go. No one likes a third wheel."
  • "Batman! My coeur des coeur! My pomme de frites! I knew that ape Deathstroke couldn't kill you!"
  • "Why so jumpy? I merely took it off standby. It's this button you gotta worry about."
  • "Eight million and two, darling. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance...But now that you're here..."
  • "What say we have one last dance..."
  • "Wuh?"
  • "What the hell's the matter with this thing?!"
  • "This is somehow your fault!"
  • "Maybe I was too sentimental before."
  • "I'll be fine without you."
  • "Now that's funny!"
  • "Thanks for the ride. You're a funny guy."
  • "Are you sure the old gang lives around here?"
  • "True...Here they could be dead."
  • "Law-abiding?! Bite your tongue!"
  • "Interesting... My fame precedes me!"
  • "Right in the belfry!"
  • "Please, don't go..."
  • "Aww, did you hurt your leg? "
  • "How 'bout a broken neck to go with it."
  • "And now my sour-faced flying rodent..."
  • "Let's put a smile on that puss."
  • "Such a beautiful moment can't be rushed..."
  • "Don't go cheering up without me!"
  • "And me without my camera. I coulda gotten ten million hits!"
  • "Ooh, I miss him already..."
  • "Now where was I before I was so rudely-"
  • "Harley?"
  • "Ow!"
  • "Harley, it's me! I'm the Joker! Look, it sez so right here on my underwear..."
  • "Have we calmed down?"
  • "Pummel?"
  • "It's the love. You could feel the love, right?"
  • "This isn't my Gotham, but I'm the Joker, my dear."
  • "Am I your Joker? Harley?"
  • "I love what you've done with the place. Arkham has never looked better."
  • "Dear members of the Joker Clan...You know the truth about the Metropolis Incident. Superman killed those people. Then he tried to kill me."
  • "I admire the work you've done in my name...Disturbances...distractions...General pains in Superman's buttocks."
  • "But let's think bigger..."
  • "Harley tells me Superman made this pill for his thugs. Then Bat-Boy's Insurgents got some. Now we have them too. With these a bus can fall on us and we won't be hurt! Slapstick at its finest!"
  • "From now on we'll be more than a nuisance. The barking dog will become the rampaging elephant. The whoopie cushion, a land mine! The joker...a king!"
  • "I should be dead! Thanks, Happy Pill!"
  • "It's not my Sunday best. But it's comfortable. And functional"
  • "Oh, not tonight dear. You have a headache."
  • "Lovely girl. If you can get past the feathers..."
  • "Pick a card!"
  • "So the Bat-Brat joined Superman..."
  • "Tell me: Who's boots are tastier to lick?"
  • "Nothing like me."
  • "Oh no, dear boy."
  • "It's just that Batman corrupts young minds. While I..."
  • "..bash them out of their skulls."
  • "I'll have to tell Batman...there's been a death in the family."
  • "Hi gang! What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?"
  • "What. Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?"
  • "There's one. Right there!"
  • "Who? Superman? His flying friends took Batman. My Batman. Our. Batman."
  • "Then why did you save me from them? Ow!"
  • "I don't like you."
  • "Yessir, Bats! Can I pick up your dry cleaning too? Wax the Batmobile?"
  • "Ahhh...Freedom!"
  • "I'd worry less about him..."
  • "...Sweetums."
  • "Let's go."
  • "Humpty Dumpty fell through a truck... Humpty Dumpty's suit is all f-"
  • "It is...quite spiffy..."
  • "Well then. How 'bout we share!"
  • "Be a doll, will you? Help Mister Luthor out of my suit."
  • "She can't quit, she's fired! Can't have your stink rubbing off on me."
  • "Oh, don't worry."
  • "There's a generous severance package."
  • "No, no. Go save the world. I've got this."

In Battle

  • "'Watch out Joker, this one look's kinda tough!' Really? I think you underestimate me." - Intro
  • "You're fired!" - Outro
  • "Oh really?"
  • "Wakey-wakey!" - During Special Move.
  • "Open wide." - During Throw
  • "Hold this. Gimme that." - During Throw
  • "Trick or Treat." - During Throw
  • "Say Ahh." - During Throw
  • "Helloooo." - Occasionally after a combo
  • "I hit 'cause I care!" - After winning a round
  • "Just die already!" - After winning a round
  • "Now that's funny." - Occasionally after a combo
  • " Wrestling's fake." - Occasionally after combos on Bane
  • " Right in the belfry." - Occasionally after combos on Batman
  • " I'm dumping you!" - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Love hurts, my dear." - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Bite it, baldy!" - Occasionally after combos on Lex Luthor
  • " Did I tug on your cape?" - Occasionally after combos on Superman
  • "Nighty-night, Bat-boy!" - Occasionally after combos on Nightwing

Clash

  • "May I have this dance?" - Clash with any Character
  • "I don't like you." - Clash with any Character
  • "Lets turn that frown upside down." - Clash with any Character
  • "You're gonna love this!" - Clash with any Character

Defense Wagers

  • "Is it Bane or Bané?" - Clash with Bane
  • "Shall we play, Batgirl?" - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Be careful not to miss me." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Smile!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Funny meeting you here." - Clash with Batman
  • "Going my way?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Shame we never hooked up." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Always thought we had chemistry." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Till death do us part." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Hit me baby!" - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "You always hurt the ones you love." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Got a joke for you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I like your style." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "You look familiar." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "Hello, handsome!" - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're not laughing!" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Your little jumpsuit okay?" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "I liked you better as Robin." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "So young, so serious." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Poor, pathetic boy." - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Temper, temper." - Clash with Superman
  • "High Councilor?" - Clash with (Regime) Superman

Attack Wagers

  • "Someone needs a hug." - Clash with Bane
  • "Lighten up, big boy!" - Clash with Bane
  • "No no, you first." - Clash with Bane
  • "That's overrated." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "It's what I'm best at." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "I think not!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not yet!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not a chance, underpants!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Do I have a chance WITH you?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Here, kitty-kitty!" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "We need to talk." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Simple, really: Like this." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Stop calling me that." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "They're love taps." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "As do you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "Nice seeing you!" - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I've probably heard it." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "And I yours, sir." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're the joke, Lexy." - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Still one more show." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Past your bedtime?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Is your mommy here?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Gotta wait for the punchline!" - Clash with Superman
  • "How's next Thursday?" - Clash with Superman
  • "More powerful than what?" - Clash with Superman

Injustice 2

Story Mode

  • "Harley, darling! Look at you! Such a big girl! Cosplaying a superhero. LARPing in the Batcave. But you hear it, don't you?"
  • "The real you, buried under the floorboards, scratch, scratch, scratching to get you. The one who'd cut her friends' throats..."
  • "...And laugh about it."
  • "Hehehehehehe. That's my girl."
  • "Oh, Harley! Always such a disappointment! Why do I bother!?"

Match Intro Dialogue

1P Dialogue Opponent(s)
"A little culture will kill you." Captain Cold
"A spot to stab you in, genius." Brainiac
"And they called me nuts." Atrocitus, Black Adam, Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Green Lantern, Reverse Flash
"And what can I do for you?" Black Adam, Darkseid
"And what's your beef?" Atrocitus, Black Lightning, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Gorilla Grodd, Grid, Leonardo
"As my new moll, you'll do nicely." Black Canary, Poison Ivy, Power Girl, Supergirl
"At least you'll die laughing." Aquaman, Atom, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, Deadshot, Leonardo
"Atrocitus..." Atrocitus
"Back in your cage, monkey." Gorilla Grodd
"Bane, give us a hug." Bane
"Batman's lesser half..." Catwoman
"Blue Beetle? You're kidding." Blue Beetle
"But I'm the pretty one." Scarecrow, Starfire
"Care for a game of five-finger fillet?" Black Canary, Black Manta, The Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Michelangelo, Robin
"Deadshot..." Deadshot
"Didn't I kill you already?" Red Hood, Scarecrow
"Don't cry over spilled oil." Aquaman
"Don't go breaking my heart, Ivy." Poison Ivy
"Don't start fights you can't finish." Atom, Green Lantern, Raiden, Raphael, Red Hood, Superman, Swamp Thing
"Don't you see, Superman, I won." Superman
"Everything burns." Black Lightning, Brainiac
"Find that ring in a cereal box?" Green Lantern
"Finding everything okay, sir?" Batman
"Get all your advice off bumper stickers?" The Flash
"Get some new materials, kid." Atom, Blue Beetle
"Gonna have to be more specific." Cyborg, Leonardo, Mr. Freeze
"Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?" Captain Cold, Deadshot
"Ha-ha! You don't know scaring." Scarecrow
"Harley, your pet got out." Gorilla Grodd
"Have we met? Enchantress, Jay Garrick, Joker, Raphael
"Hello, dearie." Starfire, Supergirl, Vixen
"Hello, Selina." Catwoman
"Here fishy-fishy." Aquaman
"Here's a news flash: life is a meaningless joke." Atom, Deadshot, The Flash
"How about a smile?" Batman, Black Canary, Donatello, Supergirl
"How adorably misinformed." Bizarro, Black Lightning, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Firestorm, John Stewart, Raphael, Swamp Thing
"How I missed your witty rebote." Black Canary, Harley Quinn, Red Hood
"How nice. You saved me a spot." Brainiac
"How'd that work out for you last time?" Captain Cold, Green Lantern, Superman
"I could. It comes off." Catwoman
"I don't believe in overkill." Supergirl
"I had a crush on you in junior high." Poison Ivy, Supergirl, Wonder Woman
"I just love these Arkham reunions!" Bane, Scarecrow
"I made you lose control." Superman
"I only kill when its funny." Blue Beetle, Cyborg, Mr. Freeze
"I understand you have a family." Green Arrow
"I'll wrap it around your neck." Cheetah
"I'm afraid it chose poorly." Green Lantern
"I'm your undertaker." Joker
"It's called insanity. Try it sometime." Brainiac, Raiden, Supergirl
"It's no use talking to some people." Aquaman, Atom, Bane, Batman, Black Canary, Darkseid, Donatello, Green Lantern, Poison Ivy, Superman
"It's not the suit that makes the man." Batman, Cyborg, Green Lantern
"It's the Brainiac whack-attack." Brainiac
"Just let me play with it." Captain Cold, Green Lantern
"Keep telling yourself that, Bats." Batman
"Let's find out." Black Manta, Catwoman, Firestorm, Green Arrow, Power Girl, Reverse Flash, Wonder Woman
"Let's see if killing you shuts it off." Black Adam, Swamp Thing
"Like it matters." Atom, Captain Cold, Donatello, Gorilla Grodd, Raphael, Sub-Zero, Supergirl, Vixen
"Love the lightning. Nice zip-crackle." Black Adam
"Must be nice ruling the seven seas." Aquaman
"My dear, we are the circus." Harley Quinn
"My mother always said to eat my greens." Green Arrow, Michelangelo, Swamp Thing
"Naughty naughty, Scarecrow." Scarecrow
"Nice monkey." Gorilla Grodd
"Not for long." Deadshot, Jay Garrick, Joker, Red Hood
"Not for much longer, my dear." Harley Quinn, Power Girl, Starfire
"Not mad, differently sane." Bizarro, Darkseid, Enchantress, Grid
"Now that look makes a statement." Bane, Firestorm, Poison Ivy, Starfire
"Oh Captain, my Captain." Captain Cold
"Oh, so you've met my mother." Green Arrow
"Oh, you just need a little chop-chop." Green Arrow, Michelangelo, Swamp Thing
"Only the svabillionth time I've heard that." Atrocitus, Black Manta, Blue Beetle, Doctor Fate, Poison Ivy, Raiden
"Philistine." Deadshot, The Flash
"Really kitty? The classics never die." Catwoman
"Right. Like you're always late." The Flash
"Sadly, you won't outlive me." Harley Quinn, Sub-Zero, Supergirl
"She's never away from me." Batman
"So much for a friendly wager." Green Lantern, Michelangelo, Robin
"So you've heard of it already." Atrocitus, Batman, Firestorm
"Still got nine lives, do you?" Catwoman
"That's what the others thought too." Black Adam, Firestorm, Gorilla Grodd, Hellboy, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Red Hood
"That's robot for "you're dead!"" Cyborg
"They should call you the Justice Lemmings." The Flash
"Trust me. I'll have you in stitches!" Hellboy, Robin
"We're both dead. How are we here?" Green Arrow, John Stewart, Red Hood, Sub-Zero, Swamp Thing
"What is death, but the ultimate punchline?" Robin
"What shall we do after this?" Doctor Fate, Harley Quinn
"What's big, red, and ugly all over?" Atrocitus, Firestorm, Hellboy
"What's your name again?" Atom, Black Lightning, The Flash
"Would you settle for a balloon?" Black Adam, Grid
"Wow, you really get me." Atrocitus, Poison Ivy
"Yes, she does, doesn't she?" Green Arrow
"You can't believe what they say about me." Blue Beetle, Cyborg, Mr. Freeze, Raiden
"You followed Superman right over the cliff." The Flash
"You know it only took one bad day..." Brainiac, Supergirl, Vixen
"You let me live and look what happened." Batman
"You look familiar..." Bizarro, Joker, Sub-Zero
"You made Harley a hero?" Batman
"You really do expect this to be a cakewalk." Aquaman, Batman, Cheetah, Firestorm, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Leonardo, Power Girl, Superman
"You're an angry little fishy." Aquaman
"You're nothing to me." Harley Quinn
"You think you know the future?" Atrocitus, Doctor Fate, Reverse Flash
"Your collection is pointless." Brainiac
2P Dialogue Opponent(s)
"An artist doesn't steal, he homages." Scarecrow
"And Metropolis fell down and went boom!" The Flash
"And miss all the fun?" Black Adam, Cyborg, Leonardo, Supergirl, Wonder Woman
"And yet somehow I feel empty." Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Wonder Woman
"Are you my tailor?" Joker
"Batman's enforcer. How adorable." Harley Quinn, Michelangelo
"But how'd you get your hair so green?" Swamp Thing
"But my masterpiece isn't finished." Atrocitus, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, The Flash, Green Lantern
"But my smile brightens any room." Aquaman, Black Lightning, Brainiac, Captain Cold, Power Girl, Starfire
"But this one's so fine and dandy." Black Adam
"But we're beauty and the beast, my dear." Poison Ivy, Vixen
"Could you be any more melodramatic?" Aquaman, Atrocitus, Batman, Darkseid, Enchantress, Jay Garrick, Superman, Wonder Woman
"Did I miss the water show?" Aquaman
"Do tell, Green Arrow." Green Arrow
"Doesn't work exactly here, kiddo." Supergirl
"Don't al Ghul's believe in resurrection?" Robin
"Easier said than done." Atrocitus, Black Canary, Cyborg, The Flash
"Everyone's always so judgy." Atom, Atrocitus, Bizarro, Darkseid, Hellboy, Jay Garrick, Raphael, Sub-Zero
"He's pathetic. You're contemptible." Black Adam, Red Hood, Robin
"Here to haunt your every dreams." Cyborg, John Stewart, Red Hood
"How about a little roughhousing?" Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
"I just have one of those faces." Blue Beetle, Joker, Michelangelo, Supergirl
"I'll put the fun in your funeral." Enchantress, Raphael, Swamp Thing, Vixen
"I'm a threat to pretty much everyone." Aquaman, Black Lightning, Brainiac, Poison Ivy, Supergirl
"I'm like an earworm you just can't shake." Black Canary, The Flash
"I'm you, except handsome." Joker
"It's about to be your worst nightmare." Black Manta, Deadshot, Robin, Sub-Zero
"Leonard Snart, a letter away from smart." Captain Cold
"Let's hear what you got." Black Canary, Captain Cold, Red Hood, Reverse Flash
"Maybe we're both dead, Bats." Batman
"Mr. Lawton, how's your daughter?" Deadshot
"Oh! Promise, Adam?" Black Adam
"Ohhhh, I'll put that in my resume." Atom, Cheetah, Doctor Fate
"Sounds like a wise gent, this Scarab." Blue Beetle
"That Nekron, such an easy mark." Green Lantern, Superman
"That's his story, anyway." Bane, John Stewart
"The Bane of my existence." Bane
"The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?" The Flash
"Then for Pete's sake, get me a doctor!" Raiden, Superman
"They call me an influencer, an icon." Doctor Fate, Donatello, Firestorm
"This Earth's better. I have disciples here." Batman, Brainiac, Cyborg, Doctor Fate
"Whacking Metropolis is off your bucket list?" Bizarro, Gorilla Grodd, Mr. Freeze
"What about the Bat's "no killing" rule?" Black Canary, Blue Beetle, Starfire
"Yes, but don't tell him I told you." Batman, Green Lantern, Raiden
"Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling." Blue Beetle
"You aren't from around here either." Brainiac, Green Arrow, Leonardo
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter." Atom, Deadshot, Hellboy
"You're breaking up with me? Batman

In Battle

  • "Dying so soon?"
  • "Are you crying?"
  • "Deep down you know this is funny."
  • "I'm magic with a knife."
  • "Club soda will get that right out."
  • "This next part is so funny." - After winning a round
  • "All that training, how humiliating." - After winning a round
  • "The workouts aren't helping." - To Bane after winning a round
  • "¿Donde esta la biblioteca?" - To Bane after winning a round
  • "Missed our little chats, haven't you?" - To Batman after winning a round
  • "It's hard to stay mad at you." - To Batman after winning a round
  • "What's under the mask?" - To Batman after winning a round
  • "And that's for messing up Harley!" - To Black Canary after winning a round
  • "It ends not with a cry, but a whimper." - To Black Canary after winning a round
  • "Just need sunshine and a magnifying glass." - To Blue Beetle after winning a round
  • "About time you were declawed." - To Catwoman after winning a round
  • "Don’t be such a scaredy cat!" - To Catwoman after winning a round
  • "I don't brake for animals." - To Gorilla Grodd after winning a round
  • "What you need is a laughing gas arrow." - To Green Arrow after winning a round
  • "No one ever leaves me." - To Harley Quinn after winning a round
  • "I hurt because I love." - To Harley Quinn after winning a round
  • "You give me an itch, Ivy." - To Poison Ivy after winning a round
  • "You never tried to seduce me." - To Poison Ivy after winning a round
  • "Not that bright-wing." - To Robin after winning a round
  • "No, you aren't dreaming." - To Superman after winning winning a round
  • "This time your heart's coming out!" - To Superman after winning a round

Clash

Defense Wagers

  • "My punchline keeps landing."
  • "You're taking the fun out of this!"
  • "You got no sense of humor."
  • "It's time for us to part."
  • "Hit me like you mean it, hero!"
  • "Your pick: dynamite or crowbar?"
  • "This farce is played out."
  • "You can be my new toady!"
  • "Let's take the stage together!"
  • "Here's your chance. Kill me!"
  • "You should smile more."
  • "That piehole should be sewn shut."
  • "Nice girls finished dead!"
  • "You'd be delicious battered and fried!" - Clash with Aquaman, Black Canary  or Blue Beetle
  • "Come on, lift up that mask!" - Clash with Batman or Bane
  • "Meet that other lightning guy?" - Clash with Black Adam
  • "Bet you're mushy soft under that shell." - Clash with Blue Beetle
  • "Who's a good kitty?" - Clash with Catwoman or Cheetah
  • "I see why you're Batman's  chew toy." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "You're breaking Asimov's first law!" - Clash with Cyborg
  • "Can't wait to meet Zoe." - Clash with Deadshot
  • "You must have swallowed the red pill." - Clash with Firestorm
  • "Speed kills, Flash." - Clash with The Flash
  • "Chilled monkey brains are delish." - Clash with Gorilla Grodd or Harley Quinn
  • "Normally symmetry bores me." - Clash with himself.
  • "Brave, brave Sir Robin!" - Clash with Green Arrow
  • "Nice girls finish dead." - Clash with Green Arrow or Supergirl
  • "Look! Sinestro's behind you!" - Clash with Green Lantern, Atrocitus, or John Stewart
  • "Leafy green salad coming up!" - Clash with Poison Ivy
  • "Why such a sourpuss, Damian?" - Clash with Robin
  • "More gas, please!" - Clash with Scarecrow
  • "This joke's on you, princess!" - Clash with Wonder Woman

Attack Wagers

  • "I'll show you funny!"
  • "We're just getting to the punchline."
  • "Thank you."
  • "So big, so dumb."
  • "I'll put a smile on that puss."
  • "Unless this is a reboot."
  • "It could use a polish."
  • "Someone needs to look in a mirror."
  • "How punny of you to say."
  • "Quite the conundrum, isn't it?"
  • "Are we playing something?"
  • "I'm the most insane man I know."
  • "Tried it once, but it didn't take."
  • "Voices in your head, too?"
  • "Contest is everything."
  • "Yes, I will! I'm the Joker!"
  • "More like its above you." - Clash with Aquaman
  • "#GrumpyBat." - Clash with Batman
  • "It's not my fault your parents can't spell." - Clash with Blue Beetle
  • "Let's have a snowball fight." - Clash with Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze, or Sub-Zero
  • "That you're literally half the man as I am." - Clash with Cyborg
  • "That's my girl." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Cure me, Dr. Supergirl!" - Clash with Supergirl
  • "You'll never be Lois." - Clash with Wonder Woman