- "Mr. J! It works!"
- "Uh oh..."
- "But puddin'..."
- "Pumped full o' lead?"
- "A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe."
- "You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don't have is the right. Joker was a hero. You're not fit to lick his boutonniere!"
- "Not funny, creep...No one pretends to be my Mister J!"
- "It's...you...! The way you...move...The way you..."
- "I feel...like myself again...Joker's dead, but...You're..."
- "C'mon. There's some people who gotta meet you."
- "Ain't he dreamy..."
- "Thanks for showin' up so fast, Bats."
- "Mister J can be a big help to us-"
- "Ooh, I love a good mission."
- "Yessir, Bats!"
- "I'm on it!"
- "He's gonna kill me..."
- "Love the color. Matches your eyes."
- "You trying to beat Superman? Your bestest buddy?"
- "With pleasure, hun!"
- "Try to kill me?! I'll slice that grin offa yer face!"
- "He was gonna...I can't believe I fell for him again!"
- "Easy guys. He's on our side."
- "Turns out he wasn't."
- "That'll be the least of it. These guys'll keep causing trouble. Go get Superman."
- "Got a boo-boo!?"
- "This'll be a blast!"
- "Love ya!"
- "Here's one for ya!"
- "Hiya doll." - During Throw
- "WEEEEEEEEE!!!" - While interacting with the pipe above Aquaman's throne at the Atlantis stage
- "Gotcha Bats!" - During a throw with Batman
- "Take a catnap!" - During a throw with Catwoman
- "Meow." - During a throw with Catwoman
- "My Puddin'!" - During a throw with The Joker
- "Laugh THIS off!" - During a throw with The Joker
- "Sorry, Mistah J!" - During a throw with The Joker
- "Batman wanna be!" - During a throw with Nightwing
- "Tryin' to make me laugh?" - Clash with any Character
- "Am I too much for ya?" - Clash with any Character
- "Pucker up, snuckums." - Clash with any Character
- "Batter up!" - Clash with any Character
- "Here ya go, sweetie." - Clash with any Character
- "Gotta smash, fly boy!" - Clash with any Character who can fly
- "Some hero. Hitting a lady?" - Clash with Batman
- "You're scary when you're mad." - Clash with Batman
- "Let's dance Bats." - Clash with Batman
- "I like a good cat-fight." - Clash with Catwoman
- "Girls' Night Out." - Clash with Catwoman
- "I thought you loved me!" - Clash with The Joker
- "Puddin', how could you?" - Clash with The Joker
- "I've had it with your abuse!" - Clash with The Joker
- "Lets get crazy!" - Clash with Nightwing
- "You fight like my grandma!" - Clash with Nightwing
- "And miss all the fun?" - Clash with Batman
- "Blahblahblah!" - Clash with Batman
- "Don't get your tights in a bunch!" - Clash with Batman
- "You bat-types are no fun!" - Clash with Batman
- "And you and Bats?" - Clash with Catwoman
- "Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!" - Clash with Catwoman
- "Says the girl in the kitty suit!" - Clash with Catwoman
- "With pleasure hun!" - Clash with The Joker
- "Hit the clown, win a prize!" - Clash with The Joker
- "May the clown kiss the bride!" - Clash with The Joker
- "Thanks I guess." - Clash with The Joker
- "Charmed, I'm sure." - Clash with Nightwing
- "Of your face!" - Clash with Nightwing
- "I dunno about 'genius,' but I do got a PhD." - To Black Canary
- "Dinah! Dinah's hubby! You sure came along way."
- "Right-o Bats."
- "Gorilla Grodd. Everyone's favorite talking ape..."
- "He's got himself a band of bozos, calls 'em "the Society"."
- "One thing, we do know. Scarecrow's gonna ship a butt-load of fear gas from a hideout in Slaughter Swamp. Very mosquito-y."
- "Don't worry, Bats. With this crew on the job, what could go wrong?"
- "Cheeky Monkey."
- "Red! I ain't you in forever! You here to take down these punks?" - To Poison Ivy
- "Red? Your with them?"
- "Oh Red. Why you makin' me do this?"
- "Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days..."
- "No more sleepovers for you." - After defeated Poison Ivy
- "Please. I used to huff this stuff for kicks."
- "Ugh, instant hangover.." - After defeated Scarecrow
- "Puh... Puddin'?"
- "Hear what?" - To The Joker
- "Ain't no slick fella with a cheap suit and cheaper grin telling me who I am ever again."
- "We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that's over, Mistah J."
- "Nobody puts Harleen in a corner." - After defeated The Joker
- "Let's go before it's anchors aweigh!"
- "Swampy? I heard you were dead!"
- "Swampy. wait! It ain't us you wanna bash--we're the good guys!'
- "Mama always said I had a black thumb!" - After defeated Swamp Thing
- "Now ya ready to be all ears! It's Scarecrow and his goons you want. They're mixing toxic gas in your backyard. We came to stop em'."
- "Aw, Swamp Thing, you are ah-mazing! If ya ever want in on the team. we'd love to have ya..."
- "That's a lot more than a few Society members... It's all of em'!"
- "Thanks, Kitty. I was hopin' you was Bruce's mole..."
- "We gotta help Dinah and Ollie."
- "Try telportin' into the Batcave, stead of boom, you'll go splat!"
- "Promise it won't be awkward or nothin'."
- "Hey kiddies! let's play 'Eeny Meeny Miney... MURDER!"
- "Hisssss! Cat fight!" - When the player chooses Catwoman
- "Rock em' sock em' robot!" - When the player chooses Cyborg
- "Again... Again..."
- "You think we'll find Dinah and Ollie once we get to Brainiac?"
- "Why you gotta say that?!"
- "Y'all right Blondie?"
- "Sit tight...."
- "She's had enough, Wonder Bread." - To Wonder Woman
- "You heard Bats. No killing."
- "Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin' too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman."
- "Heh... Even better..."
- "Oh, Blondie. Yer funny." - To Supergirl
Match Intro Dialogue
|"A knuckle-buster parfait!"||Harley Quinn|
|"A new gang of Harley's recruit?"||Harley Quinn|
|"Afraid I'm gonna like hurting you."||Scarecrow|
|"Ah, Lightning Lad..."||Black Adam, Black Lightning|
|"Alfred knocked yer freakin' ass out!"||Superman|
|"Are you a wizard?"||Black Adam, Doctor Fate, Raiden|
|"Awww, aren't you cute?"||Bizarro, Blue Beetle, Hellboy, Red Hood|
|"Batman says you're comin' with me!"||Bane, Black Adam, Deadshot, Michelangelo|
|"Bats and Kitty sittin' in the tree..."||Catwoman|
|"Birdie! This is a surprise."||Black Canary|
|"BOOORING!"||Black Manta, Doctor Fate, Green Lantern, Raiden, Sub-Zero, Superman|
|"But Bats, it's so much fun."||Batman|
|"But I wanna see pictures."||Black Canary|
|"But you're coming on a little strong."||Atrocitus|
|"Can you make me a pony?"||Green Lantern, Mr. Freeze, Raiden|
|"Clearly, you're emotional about it."||Aquaman, Grid, Raphael, Reverse Flash|
|"Didn't say I wanted the truth!"||The Flash, Vixen|
|"Docs now say fish remember faces."||Aquaman|
|"Don't act like ya never thought about it."||Atom, Catwoman, John Stewart|
|"Don't forget the smiley face bandages."||Poison Ivy|
|"Don't worry. Their teeth are only razor sharp!"||Aquaman, Donatello, Leonardo, Red Hood|
|"Don't you ever call me that!"||The Flash|
|"Dr. Isley..."||Poison Ivy|
|"Eh, cheer up, Mr. Grimdark."||Black Manta, Robin|
|"Ever go joyridin' in the Batmobile?"||Catwoman, Robin|
|"Ha! Liar liar, pants on fire!"||Brainiac, Catwoman, Robin|
|"Hahahaha. I was hoping you'd say that."||Atom, Deadshot, Grid, Jay Garrick, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Mr. Freeze, Raphael, Starfire|
|"Have you no heart?"||Cyborg, The Flash|
|"Hey! Don't be cross... bow."||Green Arrow|
|"Hey good lookin'."||Aquaman, Harley Quinn, Wonder Woman|
|"Hey! I'm old enough to car date!"||Atrocitus, Brainiac|
|"Hey, little Bats."||Robin|
|"Hey, Mistah G!"||Green Arrow, Grid, Jay Garrick|
|"Hi Lenny!"||Captain Cold|
|"Hiya dearie, ya missed me?"||The Flash, Green Lantern, Vixen|
|"How's it feel being the villain?"||Superman, Wonder Woman|
|"I always get the big guys."||Bane, Darkseid, Swamp Thing|
|"I call it, now what hurts!"||Poison Ivy|
|"I call this lesson 'Wham-Bam POW!'"||Supergirl|
|"I can't work with this!"||Atrocitus, Black Adam, Harley Quinn, Raiden|
|"I changed career paths."||Black Lightning, Doctor Fate, Superman|
|"I got plenty of those at home."||Enchantress, Green Lantern|
|"I'll mash yer potato-ey head."||Scarecrow|
|"I'll rough yer house for good!"||Joker|
|"I'm gonna call you Hardly Quinn."||Harley Quinn|
|"I'm workin' for Batman now."||John Stewart, Joker|
|"Jeez, teenage angst much?||Robin|
|"Joker was demented and abusive."||Harley Quinn|
|"Just tryin' to break the ice."||Bane, Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze, Red Hood, Sub-Zero|
|"Learn how to take a compliment, sweetie."||Bizarro, Enchantress, Hellboy, Starfire, Vixen|
|"Least there's an announcer."||Bane|
|"Leave the humor to me, pal."||Michelangelo, Power Girl, Swamp Thing|
|"Let's play a game, Red."||Poison Ivy|
|"Maybe a rolled-up newspaper."||Blue Beetle|
|"Maybe I am afraid after all."||Bane, Scarecrow|
|"Mistah J wants to play?"||Joker|
|"My therapist would hate that idea."||Superman|
|"Never saw you and Supes as buddies."||Black Adam|
|"Oh, yer about to have a new favorite student."||Batman, Black Lightning, Jay Garrick|
|"Ohhh... I love it when we play doctor."||Poison Ivy|
|"Okay, Blondie. Fighting Lesson 101."||Power Girl, Supergirl|
|"Ollie! I quiver with joy!"||Green Arrow|
|"One snow cone, please?"||Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze, Sub-Zero|
|"Only if you join us good guys."||Aquaman, Poison Ivy|
|"Oops. Thought it was brain freeze."||Brainiac|
|"Outta my way, potato sack!"||Scarecrow|
|"Patient is clearly delusional."||Bizarro, Black Manta, Donatello, Firestorm, John Stewart|
|"Ready for some slapstick?"||Deadshot|
|"Ready to be all done breathin'?"||Brainiac, Donatello, Joker|
|"Right. I'll settle for eighty."||Batman|
|"Snart, wooow, you're almost smart."||Captain Cold|
|"So how fast are ya?"||The Flash, Jay Garrick|
|"So how's baby Connor?"||Black Canary|
|"So no cake and ice cream?"||Black Canary|
|"Still gonna spank ya for being bad."||Bizarro, Green Lantern|
|"Still got a grudge, Superman?"||Superman|
|"Take a shower."||Gorilla Grodd|
|"That cheap-suited clown ain't my lover no more."||Black Adam|
|"Thought we were friends, Swampy."||Swamp Thing|
|"The lady's crazier than I am."||Wonder Woman|
|"Uh oh. It's Bug Boy."||Blue Beetle|
|"Well, it's everybody's favorite talking ape."||Gorilla Grodd|
|"What about chums before shrubs?"||Swamp Thing|
|"Whatever you say, sugarbeard."||Green Arrow|
|"Why I always get the big guys?"||Gorilla Grodd, Swamp Thing|
|"Yeah, yer not my Ollie. Close enough."||Green Arrow|
|"Yer not gonna trust me one hundred percent?"||Batman|
|"Yer not so hideous."||Atrocitus, Bizarro, Starfire|
|"You ain't so tough, Superman."||Superman|
|"You always get to be the princess."||Starfire, Wonder Woman|
|"You and me, we're going."||Atom, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Supergirl|
|"'You dare mock me, child?'"||Black Adam|
|"You got a funny name."||Brainiac, Hellboy, Raphael, Reverse Flash, Sub-Zero|
|"You landed on the wrong Earth, sister!"||Harley Quinn|
|"You'll make a nice chewy for Bud and Lou."||Aquaman, Brainiac, Donatello, The Flash, Leonardo, Raphael, Red Hood|
|"You're gonna gush when I step on ya!"||Blue Beetle|
|"You're looking shiny today."||Cyborg|
|"A bit of brain bashin' would be relaxin'."||Bane, Black Adam, The Flash, John Stewart, Michelangelo, Reverse Flash, Sub-Zero, Superman|
|"A good mind's hard to find."||Black Lightning, Brainiac|
|"And I ain't no Joker!"||Doctor Fate|
|"And the voices in my head?"||Wonder Woman|
|"And wow, I'm still standin'."||Grid, Joker|
|"Bat says I'm a woman of contradiction."||Atrocitus, Bane, Starfire, Vixen|
|"Be my gal? Join my team? Marry me?"||Poison Ivy|
|"But I'm not the same as I were back then."||Aquaman, Gorilla Grodd, Supergirl|
|"But my future's bright?"||Doctor Fate|
|"C'mon! Give a girl a break, will ya?"||Aquaman, Atrocitus, Black Adam, Brainiac, Darkseid, The Flash, Jay Garrick, Leonardo, Raiden, Red Hood|
|"Dr. Harleen Quinzel, at your service!"||Doctor Fate, Green Arrow, Raiden|
|"Dunno. Circus maybe?"||Joker|
|"Ginormous ones! Wanna see?"||Blue Beetle|
|"Hey, even Batman trusts me now."||Jay Garrick, Superman, Wonder Woman|
|"How about a bat to the skull?"||Green Lantern|
|"How about slaps and giggles at ten paces?"||Aquaman, Atom, Blue Beetle, Michelangelo, Red Hood|
|"I ain't proud of it, Blondie."||Power Girl, Supergirl|
|"I didn't think it'd hurt you."||Bizarro, Swamp Thing|
|"I'm a league of my own."||Deadshot, Donatello, Green Lantern, Raphael, Robin|
|"I'm thinkin' botany. Maybe English?"||Batman, Black Lightning|
|"It's part of my charm."||Batman, Black Manta, Firestorm|
|"Nah... no fun playing with cheat-ahs!"||Cheetah|
|"Of coolest people in the world?"||Robin|
|"Once you go clown, you never--"||Poison Ivy|
|"Ooh, I am breathtaking in black."||Black Adam, Reverse Flash|
|"Put 'em up, Robin Hood."||Green Arrow, Red Hood|
|"Sirens. You, me, Kate, and Babs."||Catwoman|
|"That's just a state of mind, sweetie."||Atrocitus, Blue Beetle, Darkseid, Donatello|
|"Thought we were more than friends."||Poison Ivy|
|"Try to make more sense, 'kay hun?"||Harley Quinn, Sub-Zero|
|"We're just playin' around, Swampy."||Swamp Thing|
|"Well Superman does and he ain't one."||Supergirl|
|"What, beetle-brain? A girl can't change?!"||Blue Beetle|
|"What style?"||Harley Quinn, Starfire|
|"What'cha got cookin?"||Harley Quinn|
|"Why don't you mount a speeding truck?"||Atom, Brainiac, Deadshot, Superman|
|"Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him."||Harley Quinn|
|"Yeah, that dream wasn't really safe for work."||Batman|
|"Yer breakin' my heart, Red."||Poison Ivy|
|"Yers is just... alright."||Black Canary, Catwoman|
|"You ain't a boss of me."||Black Adam, John Stewart, Mr. Freeze|
|"You got your hands plentiful with me."||Cheetah, Leonardo|
- "Snack time, boys!" - Super Move
- "Voices are not impressed."
- "You suck!"
- "Again again!"
- "Look little birdies tweetin' round ya head!"
- "You're a real buzz kill."
- "A perfect day for bashin' brains!"
- "We're ain't done playing yet."
- "Been ages since I've had this kind of fun!"
- "Black cat, bad luck." - After performing a combo or grab on Catwoman
- "No way Jose." - After performing a combo or grab on Bane
- "Don't know if I wanna kill you or kiss you." - After performing a combo or grab on Poison Ivy
- "Yer not funny anymore." - After performing a combo or grab on on Joker
- "That was a doosey!" - After performing Go Night Night
- I've never met a man who didn't disappoint me
- Why you guys finish so fast?
- "Ooh, I need my big mallet!"
- "I love you."
- "Now this is more like it."
- "Yer gonna play nice!"
- "You'd make a darn cute plushie!"
- "Stop tryin' to kill me, will ya?"
- "I'm startin' to enjoy this."
- "Prepare to be perforated."
- "This is just like old times."
- "You can tap out if you wanna."
- "Bummer about Bat's "no killing" rule."
- "Gonna feed you to Bud and Lou."
- "Bet you love a good spankin'!"
- "I'm sick of people tryin' to kill me!"
- "Time to make some changes."
- "Time for the grand finale!"
- "The new me's a hero."
- "Ha! Bet you sonic boom when you fart."
- "Don't make me restrain you."
- "I'll rip your lungs out, ya lousy creep!"
- "Dr. Quinzel, at your service!"
- "You kiss like a fish, too?" - Clash with Aquaman
- "I'll break wind." - Clash with Bane
- "Y'know Lucy could take Connor." - Clash with Black Canary or Green Arrow
- "Can you make me a snow cone?" - Clash with Blue Beetle, Captain Cold or Mr. Freeze
- "So, you in?" - Clash with Catwoman
- "Just wanna rub my face on that belly!" - Clash with Cheetah
- "You got some real issues, doc." - Clash with Doctor Fate or herself
- "C'mon! Catch me a fireball!" - Clash with Firestorm
- "How 'bout a monkey hug?" - Clash with Gorilla Grodd
- "You're just a big bully!" - Clash with Gorilla Grodd or Superman
- "Green means go!" - Clash with Green Lantern or John Stewart
- "Bruce and Talia, sitting in the--" - Clash with Robin
- "Make like a tree and leave!" - Clash with Swamp Thing or herself
- "You singed my pigtails!"
- "For a smart guy, that's a dumb idea."
- "Better man have tried before."
- "And miss out on all the fun?"
- "Learn to take a joke, pal."
- "Again, again!"
- "As long as it's rough."
- "'ll take that as a compliment."
- "That's the bettin' your belfry talkin'."
- "I ain't the one leavin'!"
- "Not what B-man says!"
- "Have a little faith, will ya?"
- "I'm the doctor here."
- "Beats workin' nine to five!"
- "I'll show you how dark I can be."
- "No one does more with less!"
- "It's not a game no more."
- "Start with the Harley in a mirror." - Clash with herself
- "Proof is in the apple sauce." - Clash with Captain Cold
- "Red's a lost cause." - Clash with Catwoman
- "I hate vegan food." - Clash with Cyborg
- " I would've been a straight A student." - Clash with Deadshot
- "Good night, Harley." - Clash with Wonder Woman